八星伴月


話說阿四需要找機會討好校巴司機和褓姆。

這天阿四收到短訊:「有人把月餅送來公司給我。」

不好意思,以下短訊往來必須保持原文才能達意……

“How many?  Pls bring them all home."

“8."

“No way…… Wait, 8 boxes or 8 cakes??"

“8 cakes of course."

“唓~~ OK, can u buy me more then?"

“How many do u need?"

“4, to bribe the schoolbus drivers and bus mothers."

月餅主人消失十分鐘後……

“I have 8!"

“No way!  How did u get them??  Well I only need 4 boxes."

“I have 1 box with 8 mooncakes – 八星伴月."

“Gee!  I need 4 boxes, each with at least 4 cakes ah, big brother."

“U r so greedy."

“FYI, this is not greed.  It’s being proper."

“Ic ic.  So complicated."

“Gee!"

“I have 8 mooncakes."

…… “Yes, u do.  Thx a lot.  I luv u too."

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6 responses to “八星伴月

  1. 思思阿媽

    小c爸爸
    我好喜歡你呀 ~~~~

  2. 呢個男人,有堅持,好嘢泥喎

  3. lslu

    謝謝分享!

    《我通我識》節目主持
    http://lslu.wordpress.com/

  4. audreyma

    阿四好有涵養!

    but,你送月餅給相關利益人仕真讓我跌眼鏡啊啊啊。

  5. Angelica

    lol, 8 cakes vs 8 boxes!

    中秋節快樂!!!

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