分泌物水果


學校暑期班居然能夠照開,而我,居然又忍心把妳送進豬口。

學校發信,告知校舍已消毒又會加緊洗手洗手洗手云云。

阿四:「消毒洗手有何用?每天的水果鼻嚏拼盤都由細路即場準備,就算沒病菌,我肯定沒有一個成年人看了製作過程而不吐,還放進口……」

媽媽甲:「唉唔驚得咁多。」

媽媽乙:「唉都是假設大家會自律把鼻涕蟲留家裡。」

過山校車經驗所得,我校行政很會耍太極,我校媽媽呢,很是消極。

留家裡放在二少身旁的鼻涕蟲,不是開玩笑。過去一個月兩疫,全家癱瘓,媽媽崩潰。

任我再懶,這次也不能不發聲,要single out阿女亦沒法:

We are happy to hear about the school’s efforts on upholding the hygiene standard of the premises.

We would really appreciate it if the school could also consider modifying some of the snack preparation routines in the kindergarten classes, at least during the flu season.  While germs introduced during the preparation for baked goods would be killed by baking, germs left on fruits cut by sneezing or coughing children and eaten as-is are bound to be shared.  Is it therefore possible to let children prepare only food that requires further cooking? 

能為妳做的,居然只有這麼多。

幾天沒有回音,這天特意到學校走一轉。在車上,我警告妳別吃水果--有鼻涕呀!回家啦,回家後媽媽請妳吃。

如果老師問,妳就說,有鼻涕呀!

如果同學吃,就……媽媽就常說嘛,人有人做,妳有妳說,you just do the right thing!

「小X都係鍾意切水果囉。」

哦,那就更更更更肯定有鼻涕和鼻X了。那個小X,最喜歡吃鼻X了。

不枉此行,一走進班房:「以後水果都由老師切喇。」老師跟我單眼。

嘩,媽媽居然創造歷史。

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5 responses to “分泌物水果

  1. 好嘢﹗你救了很多小朋友。

    有一種家長是這樣的:

    你叫佢做,佢扮聾耳陳;你唔抵得話去做,佢會當你佛咁拜咁多謝你。

  2. 嘩, 你好勁呀, 佢地聽你講仲跟你做呀!!!偶像呀!!!

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