上學如廁實錄。最終回


話說小朋友以「我兩歲半」為由,早已在家中戒片,卻遲遲不肯試學校的黑白廁。這天,小朋友已忍了凡三小時……

~~上學如廁實錄  最終回~~

小C:(在學校廁盆上)I want to go pee pee……  I do NOT want to sit on the toilet!!!  …… I want to go pee pee……  I do NOT want to sit on the toilet!!"

媽媽:(在學校廁盆前)Twinkle twinkle little star, how I wonder what you are…… 

小C:Twinkle twinkle… I want to go down!!!"

媽媽:有隻雀仔跌落水,跌落水……

小C:有隻雀仔跌落… I want to do down!!!"

媽媽:小兔子,白又白,兩隻耳朵豎起來……

小C:小兔子,白又白……

……

(20分鐘後--不錯,是20)

小C:Pee pee!!  Pee pee!!!!  I’m 2 and a half.  I use the black and white toilet!!! I’m 2 and a half.  I pee pee already!  May I have a biscuit?"

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3 responses to “上學如廁實錄。最終回

  1. wybau

    20分鐘?? 怪不得可以在塔上剪了, 阿四下次可以慢慢開餐, 不用再將食物倒進口了.

  2. pd

    Of course you may after washing your hands and making sure that the biscuits are without hydrogenated oil!

  3. wybau: 只是那一次而已。第二次開始就很爽快。

    Pd: exactly.

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