妳的臉,妳自己畫


同學仔從蒸籠拿出熱騰騰的叉燒包請客,小C接過後,交給媽媽說是蕃茄,老師此時正好宣佈夠鐘收拾房間,媽媽於是趕快吃吃吃,然後請小C把這塊百變石頭放回原位。

小C的班房裡,沒有亂真的膠叉燒包膠蕃茄膠pizza或煎好的膠雙蛋,卻放了一籃光滑的石塊,讓小朋友隨心變成十萬個可能。

小C班房裡每個娃娃都沒有臉。媽媽你看,這個老師親手做的娃娃,剛才擦破了膝蓋哭哭哭,我就抱抱抱,現在他又卡卡笑!……吓媽媽,難道,妳看不到他在笑?

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最近兩星期,老師都在說小矮人娃娃的故事。小黃帽和小啡帽,就在老師的大姆指上,各戴頂小尖帽,掛起小朋友才看得見的精怪臉蛋,在空氣裡又爬山又跳湖,又吃點心又捉迷藏,就是大人都看得要笑。

媽媽急不及待,在家裡要立刻照板煮碗。就地取材捲兩張破紙,貼塊膠紙,便走去騙小C。那孩子看了,還道是甚麼寶物:媽媽,這是誰?哦哦,媽媽一下子找不着啡色筆,小矮人暫時戴個綠帽,將就點吧。

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這兩週小朋友下旨,每晚都要聽小黃帽和小啡帽歷險。我關了燈,也懶得再扮鬼扮馬,附在小耳朵旁便呢喃催眠起來;但見黑暗裡,小朋友手上的兩位小小矮人光着禿頭,開始逕自跑跑跳跳攬攬錫錫,竟是越聽越精神,救命。嘿,還用甚麼帽子來着?原來,我們這些高過五尺的人,都是凡夫俗子了。

這天,走進班房一看,大喜:是日(家長)勞作,正是帽子縫紉。我與針線久別重逢,失禮失禮。

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原片太長,轉用了雙倍速度之後,效果反為更加小矮人,不過想知故事原文的話,大概得參考短片下文了。爹爹指出,畫面不幸地有很重阿爾蓋特feel,沒法,也正好提醒這幸福小朋友,殘酷現實就在不遠。

(老師叫小矮人作gnomie,也就即是gnome,一種住在地底下,身高不夠5厘米的戴帽小生物。)

Once upon a time, there lived Gnomie Brown Hat and Gnomie Yellow Hat.  One day, Gnomie Brown Hat woke up, and decided to go visit his friend, Gnomie Yellow Hat.  So he opened his door, walked out of his house, and closed the door.  He walked all the long way to Gnomie Yellow Hat’s house, and knocked on her door.

Gnomie Yellow Hat opened the door, walked out of her house, and closed the door.  They decided to go for a picnic in the mountains.  So they climbed up and up and up and up, up and up and up and up, all the way to the top of the mountain.  They had a picnic of bananas, apple cup cakes, kiwis and water.  After that they packed up all their stuff, and rolled down the mountain and saw a beautiful lake.

They jumped into the lake and had a swim.  After that they got out and got dry.  Then they played a game of catch.

Afterwards, they ran and chased and ran and chased and ran and chased each other, until they got very tired, and it was time to say goodbye.  They gave each other a kiss and a cuddle.  Then Gnomie Yellow Hat opened her door, walked into her house, and closed the door.  Gnomie Brown Hat walked all the long way back to his house, opened the door, walked into his house, and cloesd the door.  Goodnight!

龍精虎猛小C說:Again!

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17 responses to “妳的臉,妳自己畫

  1. MAMI

    等左幾日,又有新野睇,好!

  2. gnomies 嘅演出好精彩!

  3. 嘩!好後現代,正!

  4. BA Mama

    我最鍾意最後一句 : ‘龍精虎猛小C說:Again!’ 好鬼寫實, 睿豬哥就可以全程車, 甚至一個早上都聽同一首歌/ 同一個故事, 有時我都聽到/說到有點反胃, 但仍要裝作興致勃勃地繼續陪聽/ 說.

  5. 藍mama

    點解我開極都淨係聽到Donald Duck把聲,聽唔到媽媽阿四把架!!!
    好野,好快可以見到小c,我要錫錫!

  6. 四妹呀, 不如我送必必去你樹住番個禮拜丫…

  7. 係,我都頂晤住自己對自己D疲勞轟炸。
    係,我咪就係唐老鴨囉。
    必必來住?無任歡迎啦!送埋阿C姐同你交換又點話!

  8. 臨瞓前,我都要聽呢個故仔,阿四講得咁有趣,要安歌呀,唔濟呀,唔要瞓覺呀!

  9. Amber Ma

    hi, 你好. 我係自從小c要做好呢份工之後, 成為你既忠實讀者. 條片+小c爹爹既描述, 真係超攪笑, 忍唔住要留言.

  10. Cammy

    用快鏡聽唔到留言, 我唔製

  11. 巧欣:唔瞓聽朝唔駛旨意食曲奇餅呀吓你!!!!

    Amber Ma:咁你就晤啱嘞,晤可以成日忍住D留言架,要日日好似今日咁先得架!!乖嘞,歡迎你🙂

    Cammy:都話我把聲係咁架洛。點解硬係冇人信。

  12. 好對吾住, 我睇完條片後, 淨係想到 “oh, my god!!!"
    當睇見小c 話要"again"時, 真係想嘖水(飲水中)!!!

  13. 真係吾知點解, 愈諗愈好笑, 阿爾蓋達…….. oh dear!!!

  14. Sylvia

    Christabel loves it… Thank you so much auntie Ah4 and little C.

  15. mumtoastha:哈哈哈,喜遇知音,謝謝,失禮。

    Sylvia : I saw the video taken at lunch. Soooo funny. Glad Christabel liked it – 小C picked it for her.
    Thanks for your card and lovely photo! 小C loves it so much that she has pulled out the photo, and keeps on saying “Chris…ta…BEL!!"

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