李克勤和張繼聰兩位爸爸的一曲爸爸聲：
「……開奶容易過掃風……紅葡萄話敏感 黃芽白話敏感 又話生濕疹」
生父實在不及養父大。
如果從來未養過，如果只是貢獻了那麼一條精子，又怎會寫得出「開奶容易過掃風」的慘情？
爹爹不單有寬闊的肩膀擅長掃風，爹爹其實最能用包布將當年的小生番並今天的小肥牛五花大綁：「綁得好的竅門，就一個字，狠！如果我生於埃及，嘿嘿我的工作肯定是紮木乃伊專員。」
那麼我呢？
「哦妳最適合在洗手間做阿嬸開水龍頭，並督導客人正確洗手步驟。」
六月 16, 2009...3:09 pm
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六月 16, 2009 at 3:36 pm
阿四你若不寫博，我們的日子簡直淡如水。
爹爹真是超級幽默，實乃家中一寶。
六月 16, 2009 at 3:48 pm
我不寫博，我自己的日子才真是淡如水！
六月 17, 2009 at 9:41 am
係囉，你開心時我地又開心。哈哈﹗
六月 16, 2009 at 7:18 pm
小肥牛…. haha!
六月 16, 2009 at 9:38 pm
On first sight, it reminds me of a cocoon, one of those like Anne Geddes.
六月 16, 2009 at 11:29 pm
哈哈哈, 阿嬸!
六月 17, 2009 at 9:09 am
嘩!阿四,你都好update喎!
首歌好有趣!
六月 17, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Ah 4, you are very update wor!! I didn’t even know such a song existed!!
Btw, have you considered composing the lyrics for 媽媽聲, using the same melody or a new one? I can bet it will be a huge success when it’s out. : )
六月 17, 2009 at 6:34 pm
x2!!! 我都唔知有呢首歌。
btw, 是否綁緊d會好瞓d?
六月 17, 2009 at 6:01 pm
講得好! 要狠!
我就係唔夠狠, 結果我家小祈未滿月已經成功掙扎、唔肯俾人「包」!!!
六月 17, 2009 at 7:32 pm
hahaha你地一個二個真係out！！我個幾星期前已經聽到啦，咦睇厘我果Ｄ聽iPod陪瞓嘅日子都唔係完全白過喎陰功
amy: 果本happiest baby on the block話係囉。同埋，包得唔夠緊，Ｄ手手腳腳就會飛晒出厘，包左等於冇包
六月 18, 2009 at 10:23 am
Speaking of Happiest Baby, I watched the DVD (can’t be bothered to read back then….) and it was SO good. All methods worked on 1 1. I just bought the DVD for Happiest Toddler (for 1 to 4 yo), teaches you how to deal with toddler tantrums. Watched it last night and will try to use it on 1 1. Will let you know if it works too, tho my guess should be a 100% success. I really “buy” the methods by Prof Karp!!
Also, remember I told you I got the flight CARES harness? It was so good on the plane, 1 1 didn’t put up a fight using it and it gave him the added security so he slept well during the flight. But it cannot be used on cars lor.
六月 17, 2009 at 9:45 pm
咁又包到幾大架？老實說 chilli bb 時我冇包過架。
六月 19, 2009 at 7:04 pm
11mama: i didn’t know about the book back then with little c. now i’m kinda trying some of the advice with 2siu. i’ll be really interested in hearing how you weaned 11 from the 5S’s after 3 months!!
chilli mom: 話包到３個月大，因頭３個月就好似係”4th trimester”，ＢＢ３個月大時會開始識得self comfort。但如果ＢＢ受落，而條包布又夠大，包耐Ｄ都唔驅